EWW

( ick, blech, yuk, gross )

So, you dumb-ass Americans were not paying attention and elected Orange Thing again. Really?  Too bad you didn't read my Pre-election Alert, paying particular attention to item numbers ( 13 ) and ( 15 ). But it's here and alive, so what are we - in particular I - going to do about it?

Think Avatar and pretend Trump represents Colonel Quaritch (apologies Colonel), then I'm a Limp-Dick Science Major (a derogatory term used by Quaritch in reference to the scientists with whom he disagrees). There's an implication of passivity here on the part of the scientists, that they are submissive and useless; indeed, that they can be pushed around and manipulated, in fact bullied.

Trump is that bully, and LDSMs represent the entirety of the non-MAGA part of America, the 67% majority. And while I am not a scientist and irrespective of my penile turgidity, it's time for this LDSM to come to the aid of his country. So I resist as  much as  an old man can, attend protest rallies, donate $$ for democracy, etcetera. But is there more I can do ... oh, I know, I'll challenge Trump  to a winner-take-all duel, we can do battle in front of the world. Yes, makes perfect sense.  Not insane, is it?  Well, dire times do require drastic action, right?

"Hey, President Trump, I dare you to meet me in the UFC octagon in the summer 2026 White House cage matches."

Look down, yeah, I did that. Now, this will go nowhere, of course, which is good because you just know he'd find a way to cheat, with a tag-team of stealthy caddies, poison-orange toad skin, Jabba the Hutt trap door, stuff like that.

In any case here is the offer I've presented to Dana White, President of the UFC, I hope my terms are acceptable:

The root cause of this prediciment is, of course, the steaming excrement pile of GOP enablers, summarized in Image 1. I tried explaining to MAGA-Types (pronounced maggots) that "MAgggggggggÒT" is pronounced "MAGA", but the word twisties, the infinity of alliterated Gs, the grave‑d Ò, and the silent T were just too much for the poor goofs to grasp.