Orange Thing, aka T3, The T**** Thing

It cannot be called human because it has no characteristics that a human mother would want her child to share, none.

  • Species: Spongioform inscitus vulgaris ignoramus curruptimae maximus
  • Distinguishing characteristics: psychopath, autocrat, one term, never won popular vote, lowest approval ever, twice impeached, two civil indictments, four criminal indictments, sexually aberrant, Russian asset, liar++, white-privileged supremacist, lazy, coward, puerile, loser, dumb, stupid, insane, fascist, burnt orange toast
  • Secret Service Code Names: NST (National Security Threat), PDB (Pouty Diaper Baby), MS2 (Malevolent Shit Streak), WPE (Worst "president" Ever)

For the backstory read LDSM 0, the first Limp-Dick Science Majors article.



Rated

  Republican

Orange Thing Is Going Down