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I’m baaccckkkk !!!!!

You may have noticed I’ve been quiet these days, that’s because the state of the country has dealt a blow to my physical-heart-health.  But it’s the new year, so what the hey ...

Yup, as I’ve repeatedly said T3 has the vocabulary, intellect and emotional stability of an 8 year old, although it seems I have been giving him too much credit because it’s now very clear that he has just learned to count and subtract, something a child of 4 does.

Have you noticed he’s been pushing the COVID vaccine in the last month, even though when he does his base of Trumpeteers boos him? And he’s big on the booster too. Recall that he and Melanoma both got their vaccines and boosters secretly (brave, eh?).  I initially thought it was because T3 was trying to appear “normal” with the hope of dup-ing new voters, but rapidly realized I was wrong - he’s trying to save existing voters.   Shhhhhh, don’t tell them :)

Let’s say 1-2 thousand people per DAY are dying of COVID, you just know that 90+% of them are unvaccinated, the stats show that.  And who are these unvaccinated?  I’m not going to be the spoiler … but every 2 weeks that’s the vote-count-delta T3 was federally-illegally-pressuring the GA Secretary of State to “find” so he could win the state’s electoral votes.

Also on the COVID front is the latest therapy - urine!  Drink this along with bleach while sticking cow paste and an argon laser up your butt and you’re good to go until the next election!

Speaking of conspiracy theories, I am no longer going to be using the word theory in this context because theory has a connotation of science and thinking - instead, I’ll be using conspiracy fantasies (with apologies to Walt Disney’s Fantasia).

But I jest and digress.

It’s easy to laugh at this, but the country is in serious trouble. We’re now in seditious conspiracy territory, given the latest Oaf Weepers charges. Let’s not forget that I foretold T3 would do *anything* to remain in power.  I had no idea what that might be, but it’s clear he pre-planned everything leading up to and following the January 6th, 2021 insurrection at the capital.  And while *I* was pretty sure he involved members of Congress, I never imagined the list would also include Fox News and folks like Hannity and Ingram and the Pillow Guy!  This plot / coup has many tendrils still waiting to be unearthed, and participants at the highest level of government yet to be exposed.

And now we learn that 7 states had groups of clandestine officials who mailed bogus - you may correctly read that as forged - certificates to the National Archives declaring T3 the winner of those state’s electoral votes even though Biden was certified the winner by the real Republican legislatures!  And all 7 states used forms with the exact same font and font-size, and wording, hmmmm, wonder who planned all that?

And the militants had boats and weapons stashed across the Potomac, and ….., and ….. jeez.  If T3 wins in 2024 the country is dead, and if he loses we are in civil war and violence.  If you think COVID disrupted supply chains in 2021 you ain't seen nuttin’, honey, compared to 2024.

If only cooler heads could prevail, but that base just isn’t rational.

LDSM